Is the Gorilla off his head? Just days after he gave you 15% off all orders with discount code 15PER, he announced the upcoming 3,000 Facebook likes, random seed giveaway and the new “spot the splat” competition. Then, he goes and takes another 5% off all orders giving you a massive saving of 20% – He must have went bonkers!

Is the Gorilla off his head? Just days after he gave you 15% off all orders with discount code 15PER, he announced the upcoming 3,000 Facebook likes, random seed giveaway and the new “spot the splat” competition. Then, he goes and takes another 5% off all orders giving you a massive saving of 20% – He must have went bonkers!
It’s Only For 3 Days So You Better Be Quick

If your reading this after the 9th of March – don’t worry, you can still use the 15% discount code 15PER. Just type that in a checkout and your totals will be discounted automatically. We don’t know how long his madness will last, so I wouldn’t wait about too long!
Click Like And Duck!
The 3,000 Facebook Likes Competition is just another example of the Gorilla’s lunacy. We told him Facebook was about to reach 3,000 likes and his usual frown turned upside down! Ok, he doesn’t (or ever likely will) beam from ear to ear (except that one rare time I’ve only told my therapist about) but seeing a smile creep over The Gorilla’s face was pretty scary!

Of course, under that tough-nut exterior he’s just a big, soft-hearted monkey that loves to bring you the best deals on the Internet, from the highest quality, most sought-after breeders on the planet! He did ask our legal department to include a disclaimer with the random Facebook give away and actually looked a bit excited when we read it back to him – he must be planning on throwing a shed load of stuff at our Facebook friends!
Here’s the disclaimer:
WWW.GORILLASEEDBANK.CO.UK IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURYS SUSTAINED FROM FLYING SEEDS OR STAMPEEDING FACEBOOK FRIENDS!
Spot The Splatter Competition
This will be an old-style Easter egg hunt type of competition. We will hide a “blood splatter” in one of our seed description images. You find it and you’ve entered the competition. The prize is still under wraps as The Gorilla’s up his tree (or off it) and there’s a familiar smell wafting from it …

So there you have it – The Gorilla has officially lost the plot! If you want the best cannabis seeds on the planet at a massive 20% discount then you know what to do!