Monthly Archives: October 2014

The Gorilla’s Monster Halloween Giveaway – Win Free Seeds & Shit!

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We Dare You To Enter Our Screaming Gorilla Halloween Competition

Trick or treat?

No Tricks – We always have a treat for you at Gorilla Seedbank, and as it’s Halloween, why should it be any different?

WHAT THE HELL’S IT ALL ABOUT?

Halloween, All Hallows Eve, Samhain or All Hallow Tide. Whatever you call it or wherever you live, it means the same thing these days – and that’s free shit!

WHAT’S THE TRICK TO THE TREAT?

Dressing up, telling spooky stories, bobbing for apples and pumpkins is NOT what we’re asking of you.

To win this spooktacular set of ghostly goodies, all you have to do is: Post a picture of the scariest looking strain with a link from The Gorilla’s creepy website. That’s it!

WHAT’S THE TREAT?

We have 5 blood curdling treats brewing in our cauldron.

  • 15 Feminised Seeds The Widow: Beware, these poisonous bitches have a deathly bite!
  • 10 Seeds – Winner’s Choice @ Gorilla: Your fate? Spend eternity picking seeds from our website.
  • 1 Six Shooter Pipe : Load all 6 & your guaranteed to spend the rest of the night in a hellish coffin.
  • 1 Glow in the Dark Grinder with Insect in Top : If you’re brave enough to grind in the dark …
  • 2 Skull Printed Odour Proof Bags: Ohhhhh! They have skulls!

HOW DO I ENTER THIS SHOCKING COMPETITION?

Grab your torch, place it under your chin,(click this link) and either comment below, tip toe to your favourite cannabis forum or monster over to our haunted Facebook page and get your knee knocking entry posted. We’ll add all your names in our book of the dead, cast a bloody spell and get a witch to …

OK, too far – We will chose a winner from each sponsored forum and our Facebook page!

Still Here – Too Scared? Get Rattling That Keyboard And Enter Our Terrorific Contest!

Winners will be chosen and notified when I decide to come out from under my bed on Monday the 3rd October – should be safe by then.

THE EVEN SCARIER STUFF

BOO! Germinating these evil cannabis seeds is against the law. You will be hung, drawn and quartered for even thinking about getting them wet – so don’t even dare!

Demonic posties and psychopathic customs officials will try to thwart our evil plans, so we always send our devil seeds recorded. You will need to sign your life away to get these monster beans. If the dark powers steal these gruesome goodies, you need to exact your own revenge, we can’t re send creepy competition gore. Woooohhhahahahaha!

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PLEASE NOTE: The Gorilla Facebook guy will be taking a break from the 4th – 8th Nov, by the time the winners pick seeds from our site and send postage details, it will be the 10th or 11th Nov before they get posted – please bear this in mind!

Barney’s Farm – Massive Free Competition Giveaway!

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Barney’s Farm – Massive Free Competition Giveaway!

Barney’s Farm is one of the best-known brands in the cannabis world, and for good reason!

In the early 80s, Derry, Barney’s owner, travelled through Asia and the Middle East, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Tibet, Thailand, Burma, Vietnam and China before settling in the Himalayas where he rolled up his sleeves & started to create some of the best weed strains in the world.

Since then, Derry has returned to Amsterdam, where he successfully runs Barney’s coffee shop and now offers us some of the most sought after seeds on the planet!

The Gorilla invited Barney’s Farm to sponsor yet another famous Gorilla giveaway, and we didn’t have to wait long. A giant box of

Barney’s Farm goodies arrived this morning – Thanks Derry!

It’s never been simpler to win high-quality Barney’s Farm Goodies.

For Facebook Entries:

Click Like, Share & Comment On Our Facebook Page & You’re In!

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FACEBOOK 1ST PRIZE

FACEBOOK 2ND PRIZE

(For even more chances to win extra goodies, all you have to do is:)

REPLY IN THE BLOG COMMENTS BOX BELOW – 3 LUCKY PEOPLE HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN:

  • BLOG 1ST PRIZE
  • 1X10 BLUE CHEESE
  • BARNEY’S CAP
  • BARNEY’S T-SHIRT
  • BLOG 2ND PRIZE
  • 10 PINEAPPLE CHUNK
  • BARNEY’S CAP
  • BARNEY’S T-SHIRT
  • BLOG 3RD PRIZE
  • 5 PINEAPPLE CHUNK
  • BARNEY’S CAP
  • BARNEY’S T-SHIRT

(PLUS RANDOM T-SHIRT & BASEBALL CAP PRIZES – JUST FOR A COMMENT!)

AND, THAT’S NOT ALL!

If you’re not a member of our sponsored forums, why not? For yet another chance to win, log in to:

Simply comment in the forums comp thread, and 1 member will be chosen from each site to win a set of:

  • 1 PINEAPPLE CHUNK
  • 1 CHRONIC THUNDER
  • 1 VANILLA KUSH
  • 1 CRITICAL RAPIDO AUTO
  • 1 PINEAPPLE EXPRESS AUTO

The Forum’s above will also be entered for our last bonus prize. 1 lucky member from one of the forums – will win:

  • 1X 5 CRITICAL KUSH
  • BARNEY’S BASEBALL CAP & T-SHIRT
  • The Barney’s Farm Competition Will End on Monday 27th Of October

    GET CLICKING!

    GOOD LUCK

    Cannabis seeds are illegal in most places, so by entering any of our competitions, you are agreeing not to germinate them – that would be very bad!

    All competition seeds & merchandise are send by recorded delivery and CAN NOT be re sent. If your nasty customs guy or sticky fingered postie grabs them, you will have to deal with them.

    Please visit our sponsor’s page BARNEY’S FARM and buy their seeds.

    All winner’s names will be published on Facebook & Forums and Facebook winners are expected to post a picture of their prize.

    Gorilla’s Giving Away 10 X 5 Packs Of The Bulldog Bubblegum Kush

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    TRY AND WIN THE BULLDOGS T-SHIRT AND STICKERS TOO!

    Thirty-four years after opening the world’s first cannabis coffee shop, The Bulldog finally decided to join forces with the best cannabis breeders on earth and create 10 of the finest feminised, medical-grade weed strains on the market today.

    The Gorilla is now inviting YOU to join his competition for a chance to win one of ten Bubblegum Kush 5 packs with a retail value of over £250, and you may be lucky enough to win a limited The Bulldog T-shirt too!

    • Bubblegum Kush is 80% Indica
    • 18.5% THC – High Potency
    • 8 Weeks Flowering Time

    Bubblegum Kush is an Indica-dominant seed with a pair of potent parents, Bubblegum and Kush (duh!)! The highly desired flavours and essences of both of these strains come together perfectly in this unbelievably rich hybrid.

    The Prizes

    • 4 x Facebook Winners – 1st prize includes 5 Bubblegum Kush Seeds, a T-shirt and stickers.
    • 4 x Forum Winners – 1 winner from each forum gets 5 seeds, a T-shirt and stickers.
    • 2 x Blog Winners – each blog winner gets seeds and stickers.
    • 1 Lucky Winner from Facebook, 1 Forum and our Blog will also get a 5 pack of plant markers.

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    All you have to do is Like, Comment & Share on our Facebook page and your name goes in the hat. Post a link to any of The Bulldog’s strains for a chance at the T shirt & seeds.

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    Comment on This Bulldog blog below, leave your email address and we’ll chose the best comment for another Bubblebum Kush 5 pack and a T shirt.

    We also have a limited numbers of The Bulldog Stickers, posters, etc – so don’t be shy. Get the word out and you may even get one of these in the post.

    Competition ends 20th October, 2014.

    All winners will be chosen at random. Competition seeds cannot be re sent. All winners are posted by recorded delivery (except sticker-only wins) and any non-delivery issues must be taken up with your local post officials.

    The germination of these cannabis seeds is illegal in most countries. By taking part in this competition, you are agreeing to use them for collection and storage purposes only.

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