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There’s A Rumble In The Jungle – Gorillas New Forum & Facebook Comp

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The Gorilla’s Facebook Page Just Rocketed Past 10K likes and were running a special forum & Facebook comp to celebrate.

10K came up on us so fast that we didn’t have a chance to run a comp beforehand, so we’re running it like this instead.

As a thank you for liking our Facebook page, we’ll pick some lucky winners at random from our new Rumble in the Jungle Competitions. We have a really nice selection of gifts and cannabis seeds from the best breeders in the industry and some brand new faces too.

  • Cannabis seeds from the best breeders on the planet
  • Lighters, grinders, pens & stickers
  • Stink sacks, rolling papers, flags & breeders catalouges
  • T Shirts, e-liquid, weed pipes & plant markers
  • Smoking wick, baseball caps, baggies & joint holders
  • A very special, hand carved wooden box with watrepipe & smoking set
  • Whatever else we can get our hands on and breeders are joining us every day

Facebook

All you have to do is follow the instructions – Like, Comment and Share but make sure you support our sponsor’s, by visiting there pages too – say high from the hairy one.

Sponsored Forums

We just can’t get you guys interested in FAKEbook and we understand. So all you have to do is comment on your favourite forums thread and nominate another member or just shoot the shit as usual and you’re in the draw.

There is no end date for this comp, we will just decide what to give away whenever we feel like it. Facebook will be slightly different. We will run individual comps at the same time as our usual promos – have a go at them too!

Thank You For Choosing Gorilla Seedbank

KEEP IT REAL – KEEP IT GORILLA

Don’t forget our other comps – See them here 1st

The cannabis seeds included in the competition are for collection and storage only. Please don’t wet, germinate, grow, harvest, smoke and enjoy them recreationally or for medical reasons. It’s illegal, you know.

All our competition gear is sent by recorded post, but if “THE MAN” wants to steal them, he has the power to do so – we can’t re-ship any competition wins.

Buy a Pack of Elemental Seeds – Get 2 Free Trueberry Feminized Seeds!

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The summer heat has made The Gorilla go BOGO crazy! Elemental Seeds is jumping on the bandwagon with Cali Connections & Ultra Genetics to give you bonus weed seeds with every pack you buy from their brands. Best of all, the more you buy, the more you get, with no limits, making this the absolute best time to order. Don’t miss out!

Most California cannabis fans will recognize Elemental Seeds as an offshoot of Elemental Wellness, one of the state’s most respected collectives. Located in San Jose, they’re a non-profit organization that has quite a few accomplishments to their credit including their own High Times award. In addition to some truly amazing MMJ, Elemental Wellness gives back to the community with a wide range of free services including massages and classes.

With an uncertain legal future, Elemental Wellness can’t open branches everywhere they’re needed, so they’ve done the next best thing. They’ve created a new line of cannabis seeds so they can share what they feel are the most effective MMJ strains with the rest of the world. Here’s some of what they have:

True OG

Voted Best Indica of 2013 at the Seattle High Times Cannabis Cup, True OG is famous for several traits including an astounding 27.6% THC rating and 5 major awards in the first 4 years after it was released. This is a good one, but no longer available on a regular basis. Keep an eye out for Elemental’s True OG Hybrids!

Trueberry

This is your freebie (2 seeds!), but it’s so good you might want to pick up an additional 6-pack to make it a full 8. Trueberry is a fruit-flavoured, resin-encrusted True OG X (Strawberry Banana X Blackberry) blend that’s top shelf all the way. It’s Indica dominant & Kush heavy for the perfect mix of calm head highs & chill stones.

Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears is a definite fan favourite due to its amazing flavour profile & spectacular colours. Think sweet berries dusted with lemon-infused powdered sugar, all encased within vibrant red, blue, green & purple-coloured buds. This is a Trueberry X Big Lemon hybrid (that’s a full 25% True OG!)

Grizzly KushM

For raw power (and for regular seed fanatics), Elemental Seeds brings you Grizzly Kush. This killer is 3 parts True OG to one part Abba Zabba for a rock-hard tolerance buster with bite. And once Grizzly Kush sinks her teeth in, she doesn’t let go – this is a bona fide couchlocker that’ll leave you about 10 degrees below chill. Since these are regular seeds, you’ll get 13 of these bad mama jamas in every pack!

And that’s not all – Elemental Seeds has 7 different feminized seeds & 3 regular strains, and almost all are readily available right now at Gorilla Seeds. Don’t miss this chance to try this incredible brand and get 2 free cannabis seeds for every pack you buy as a nice little bonus. Order now!

Buy Any Ultra Genetics 10-Pack – Get 6 Seeds for Free!

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While they last, Ultra Genetics will give you 6 free cannabis seeds with every 10-pack you buy. We haven’t been given any limits yet, so feel free to order several and let the savings stack!

Ultra Genetics is one of the first new British breeders to release regular, non-feminized weed seeds in a very long time and every single strain kicks ass! Their gene pool is filled with legendary strains that are incredibly hard to find including Serious Seeds AK-47, DNA Genetics LA Confidential and Kyle Kushman’s Original Strawberry Cough. You won’t want to miss this chance to add some killers to your collection!

First up, you’ll get 3 FREE AK Confidential X Grapefruit Seeds. This mix blends Ultra’s most popular hybrid (AK-47 X LA Con) with Ultra Grapefruit, their seed version of the cut-only Canadian Grapefruit.

  • An Indica-dominant Powerhouse Dripping with Goo
  • Thick, Velvety Smooth Smoke that Coats Your Mouth with Flavour
  • 8 Week Finish with Massive Central Colas

Next up, Ultra Genetics will toss in 3 FREE Fire Alien Strawberry X AK Confidential. All the Alien strains have a reputation for wiping the floor with lightweights – so don’t say we didn’t warn you! This gear includes genetics from OG Raskal, Serious Seeds, DNA Genetics & Kyle Kushman. What’s not to love about that?

  • Tastes & Smells Like Strawberry Hash
  • Great Yields – 65% Indica
  • Thick Resin – Dab-Worthy!

Remember, this breeder is brand new to the Gorilla Seeds family so we’re still loading up these strains. If you don’t see what you want now, check back often. They’ll pop up when you least expect it.

Don’t wait too long to take advantage of this deal. No one, not even The Gorilla, knows how long these bad-ass beans will last!

NB: Even Ultra Genetics doesn’t try to germinate cannabis seeds in the UK. They have a network of breeders throughout Europe to do their dirty work for them. Take a page from their book & keep your new collectible souvenirs dry, dormant & sealed inside their packs. Just saying …