Monthly Archives: January 2016

Gorillas 2016 Competition Winners’

WINNERS 2016

 

Are You A Gorilla Winner?

Due to Facebook terms and conditions we are no longer allowed to choose or contact Facebook winners directly through Facebook. This blog page will be published on our Facebook page so you can see the winners list and claim your prize.

To claim your prize please contact us preferably by Facebook PM or email [email protected]. We will need your full postage details and email address. Please include the competition you have won in the title.

Full list of Gorilla Facebook rules can be found here:

ALL PRIZES MUST BE CLAIMED WITHIN 30 DAYS OR THEY ARE VOID AND RECYCLED

Facebook Critical Mass Collective Promotion Winners 25th Jan 16

  • 1st RON MCMILLAN – 5 pack of all 6 strains
  • 2nd DANIEL ARNOLD – 5 Auto Masszar, 5 Monster Mass, 5 Auto Anonymass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • 3rd IKER MORENO – 5 Auto Massassin, 5 Auto Masszar, 5 Monster Mass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • 4th STEVE HAWKS – 5 Monster Mass, 5 Auto Anonymass & 5 Auto Massassin
  • 5th HELEN URE – 5 Purple Skunk Mass, 5 Auto Massassin & 5 Purple Skunk Mass
  • Forum Critical Mass Collective Promotion Winners 25th Jan 16

  • GRASS CITY ANT DOG – 5 Auto masszar & 5 Auto Anonymass
  • ROLLITUP LISA MARTINEZ – 5 Monster Mass & 5 Purple Skunk Mass
  • IC MAG LEMONSKUNK420 – Purple Skunk Mass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • THC TALK DONMITCH0121 – Auto Massassin & 5 Auto Masszar
  • 420 MAG 94XJJOHN – Anonymass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • Monthly Competition Winners:

    January 2016 for orders placed in December: #136666 – Kermit Roosevelt

    February 2016 for orders placed in January: #141415 – Colin Gooch

    Disclaimers:

    Gorilla competitions are in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook. The information you provide will only be used for posting/mailing your prizes.

    All cannabis seeds sold or won on Facebook or through Gorilla are solely intended for collection, storage, novelty or souvenir purposes only. By purchasing or winning these cannabis seeds you are agreeing to these terms. Please do not mention your intention to use these or any cannabis seeds on any of our pages, websites or in any communications – they will be deleted or ignored.

    Competition seeds are sent by Royal Mail recorded delivery and are excluded from our usual guaranteed delivery service. Any non-delivery issues must be taken up with your local customs or postal officials. All reference numbers are recorded and proof of posting retained.

    Say Cheese! Oops, I Meant Mozzarella ….

    Big Buddha Seeds is committed to preserving original cannabis genetics & putting a stop to piracy, theft & fraud – at least where Cheese is concerned.

    It was a long, hard fight, but Big Buddha was just awarded a trademark on Cheese that says he’s the one & only breeder allowed to use that name. Everyone else must either stop selling their versions of Cheese or rename them.

    Next time you’re in the market for Cheese, you may not find a single bean outside the Big Buddha catalog. The selection will definitely be slim, but at least you will know that you’re getting exactly what was promised as you become a part of the movement to preserve the very best cannabis genetics.

    150 SEEDS … 6 STRAINS … 10 WINNERS – CRITICAL MASS COLLECTIVE GIVEAWAY!

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    Are you ready to own a MAMMOTH 20, 15, or 10 pack from the all new Critical Mass Collective? How about the whole F**king lot of their feminised & automatic strains? Well, we have 150 of the finest, newest strains, waiting to destroy you.

    1 WINNER GETS A MASSIVE TOTAL OF 30 SEEDS -THAT’S A 5-PACK OF EVERY SINGLE CRITICAL MASS STRAIN CURRENTLY AVAILABLE!

    Critical Lee dropped this bombshell on the hairy ones lap, set the timer, and ran like F**k. With explosive yields and a hazardous THC content exceeding 20% on each strain – I don’t blame him.

    These little nuclear bitches are all packed up in our bunker ready to ship & we want rid!

    3 EXPLOSIVE PHOTOPERIOD STRAINS & 3 ATOMIC AUTOMATIC STRAINS ARE UP FOR GRABS

  • Psychtropic Mass
  • Monster Mass
  • Purple Skunk Mass
  • Auto Masszar
  • Auto Anonymass
  • Auto Massassin
  • HOW DO I GET MY HANDS ON THESE DYNAMITE SEEDS?

  • 1. Like, comment and share as usual on both Gorilla & Critical Mass Collective’s Facebook pages.
  • 2. Visit the sponsored forums listed below (optional & separate rules may apply)
  • 3. Sit back and wait for the fireworks.
  • WE HAVE SO MANY SEEDS TO GIVEAWAY – WE’VE HAD TO MIX THEM UP LIKE THIS:

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  • 1st place 30 seeds – 5 pack of all 6 strains
  • 2nd place 20 seeds – 5 Auto Masszar, 5 Monster Mass, 5 Auto Anonymass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • 3rd place 20 seeds – 5 Auto Massassin, 5 Auto Masszar, 5 Monster Mass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • 4th place 15 seeds – 5 Monster Mass, 5 Auto Anonymass & 5 Auto Massassin
  • 5th place 15 seeds – 5 Purple Skunk Mass, 5 Auto Massassin & 5 Purple Skunk Mass
  • Forums

  • GRASS CITY – 5 Auto masszar & 5 Auto Anonymass
  • ROLLITUP – 5 Monster Mass & 5 Purple Skunk Mass
  • IC MAG – 5 Purple Skunk Mass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • THC TALK – 5 Auto Massassin & 5 Auto Masszar
  • 420 MAG – 5 Auto Anonymass & 5 Psychtropic Mass
  • How do you like them apples? What a way to kick off our 2016 Promos!

    Let’s face it: Nobody does it like Gorilla, and with a promo like this from Critical Mass Collective, the rest should just pack up and go home.

    Competition Ends On 25th January 2016

    NOTES – PLEASE READ

  • 1. Owning cannabis seeds is just about completely legal everywhere, even explosive ones like these CMC freebies. Getting them wet is an entirely different bag of dicks. Germinate any of The Gorilla’s weed seeds and you could be playing hide the sausage in an orange jumpsuit in no time – don’t do it!
  • 2. We ship all our cannabis seeds by recorded delivery but customs agents and post office officials need to make their weekly bonus, too. If they pocket your goodies, you will need to join the queue and make your own case – we can’t reship competition seeds!
  • 3. Gorilla competitions are in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook. You are providing your information to Gorilla Seedbank and not to Facebook. The information you provide will only be used for posting/mailing your prizes. Never mention using our cannabis seeds or any others on our Facebook pages or any communications.
  • Buying Seeds from the Gorilla? We Pick a Winner Every Month!

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    Gorilla Seeds is Internet-famous for giving away a ton of seeds with absolutely no purchase required, but we look after our paying customers, too!

    Current Winner

    February 2016 for orders placed in January: #141415 – Colin Gooch

    Congratulation’s Colin, you just won

  • 6 DNA Seeds Chocolope Kush
  • 5 DNA Golden Berry
  • Vision Seeds & Royal Queen Seeds skinz
  • Cannabiogen Stash Keyring
  • Medical Seeds Pen
  • Gorilla Clipper Lighter
  • Mixed Breeders Sticker Set
  • HOW TO ENTER

    Coming soon – we’re working on a new app, but for now…….

  • Head over to our Facebook page, like our page, share & comment on our monthly post and message us your order number & email address – that’s it! And you could be selected on the 1st day of the month. Each month, the game will reset and a new order will be required to enter.

  • All order numbers in the previous month will be drawn at random from a non-Facebook app and the winner announced on this blog page and by email.

  • All Prizes will be selected at the time of the draw – this will be a surprise and will always contain high quality cannabis seeds from our top breeders, plus a few extra related goodies.

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    HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZES

    Facebook won’t allow us to notify you through Facebook?? So you must contact us directly by PM or email us at [email protected] We will need your full postage details and include the competition you have won in the title.

    ALL COMPETITION WINNERS NOW HAVE A 30 DAY DEADLINE TO CLAIM PRIZES

    Disclaimers: Sorry, they are nearly as big as our whole blog!

    Gorilla competitions are in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook. The information you provide will only be used for posting/mailing your prizes.

    All cannabis seeds sold or won on Facebook or through Gorilla are solely intended for collection, storage, novelty or souvenir purposes only. By purchasing or winning these cannabis seeds you are agreeing to these terms. Please do not mention your intention to use these or any cannabis seeds on any of our pages, websites or in any communications – they will be deleted or ignored.

    Competition seeds are sent by Royal Mail recorded delivery and are excluded from our usual guaranteed delivery service. Any non-delivery issues must be taken up with your local customs or postal officials. All reference numbers are recorded and proof of posting retained.

    Happy New Year, You Cheeky Monkeys!

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    2015 was an awesome year at Gorilla Seeds! Based on your feedback, we focused on shipping speed & the responsiveness of our customer service team, and we made some incredible improvements.

    Faster Shipping

    As of today, almost all orders are shipped the same day if payment is made by 1 PM UK time, barring stock problems, with the majority of the rest going out the very next business day.

    If there is a stock issue & we can’t get your seeds overnighted in, our customer service department will get with you via phone or email within 24 business hours to ask if you’d like to wait a few more days, choose a different seed or get a refund. We’re doing everything possible so that we don’t leave you hanging!

    Better Customer Service

    As far as customer service goes, it’s very different from a year ago. We’ve added new staff, we’ve opened up a US helpline so that our American cousins don’t have to make international calls & we’ve made it a rule that we don’t go home for the night until every single email and voicemail gets a response. It’s been challenging & it’s meant some overtime, but everyone seems to like the changes!

    More Places to Talk to Us!

    Gorilla Seeds also reached out to the canna community through an even wider range of sites this year. Our popular Facebook page reached almost 15K likes before some wanker reported us for what we know is bullsh*t, but we’ve already got a new page up & it’s going strong. Do us a favour & post to our page like LEO was looking over your shoulder.

    We also sponsored 4 more forums for a total of 8, so now you can find us on ICMag, 420Magazine, THCTalk & THCFarmer in addition to The Growery, Cannabis Knowledge, Grass City & Rollitup. If you need a little help, this is a great place to find it – someone checks these sites almost every single day of the year. Give us a shoutout there in the form of a PM & we’ll help you out.

    The Gorilla’s Plans for 2016

    We’re still coming up with our game plan for the coming year, but here are a few things we’ll be all over:

  • Monthly NewsletterSign up to get advance notice of our sales, promos & other cool stuff
  • More New Breeders & Seeds – We’ve got a ton of new breeders & seeds to put up, like every year. Expect to see something new most days.
  • Monthly Promos – We’re bringing back the monthly promos. The way these work is that you place an order above a certain amount & we’ll toss in an extra pack of freebies during checkout. The selection will change month to month to keep things interesting.
  • Facebook & forum comps – We’re changing things up a little, but we still plan to give away more absolutely free seeds (no purchase necessary & we pay for shipping) than any other seed bank. Follow us & find out!
  • Low Price Guarantee – This isn’t new, but we don’t want to lose site of the fact that Gorilla Seeds wants to give you the best service, the best seeds, and the best prices every single time. And, if we don’t, just let us know & we’ll make it right!
  • Join Us in 2016 to Make it the Best Year at Gorilla Seeds, and Your Place, Ever!