Monthly Archives: November 2016

Black Friday at Gorilla NOW


Big G’s got you covered with your Black Friday deals.

Want to only pay half price for some smoking-hot beans? Now’s your chance!

For a limited time (as in right now) and only while supplies last, you can get up to 50% off every cannabis seed on this page: Gorilla Offers

Don’t forget – if you pay by bitcoin, we’ll slash those once-of-a-lifetime prices by another 17%. Crazy, right?

If you see something you want, jump on it because once these beans are gone, you won’t see this kind of deal again. It’s going to be total mayhem, a first-come, first-served free-for-all, and you’ll kick your own ass if you miss out.

What’cha waiting for? Get in there!

Catch you later,

The Gorilla

Breeder Profile: Bomb Seeds


Bomb Seeds takes the BS out of buying cannabis seeds! These beans have meaningful names that tell you exactly what you’ll get even before you read the stats. Like plenty of resin? Go with Hash Bomb. Want mind-blowing power? We recommend THC Bomb. And for maximum medical benefits? CBD Bomb or Medi Bomb, of course!

Based in The Netherlands, Bomb Seeds has access to some of the best cannabis genetics on earth, and they take full advantage of their location. You can trust this crew to deliver only the best gear, all designed, refined and fully tested for vigour, potency, yield, quality and flavour. You really can have it all!

Here’s just a few of the amazing strains offered by Bomb Seeds:

Killer Purps – It’s the Bomb!

Killer Purps is one of the few strains ever released by this legendary Dutch breeder that doesn’t have Bomb in the name, but trust us – she’s no slouch! This is one of the most potent and highest yielding Purple strains you’ll ever find with genetics from both Buzz Bomb and Sour Diesel.

  • Up to 500 gr/m2 in Yield – Mostly Sativa
  • Very Pungent with an Unmistakable Sour Twang

Cherry Bomb – A Flavour Explosion!

If you want maximum bling in minimum time, let Cherry Bomb Auto be your new ride or die! She’s a real beauty with incredibly fast finishes, 20% THC and 450 gr/m2 yields topped off with an intense, unbelievably good Cherry/Skunk flavour that’ll make your taste buds stand up and pay attention. You’ll really love this one!

  • Very Balanced with Happy Highs & Pleasant Stones
  • Short & Easy with Triple-Thick Trichomes

Big Bomb – When You Just Need More!

Sometimes, and in some cases, size really does matter. When you need the biggest buds your can get, and plenty of them, go with Big Bomb by Bomb Seeds. This Big Bud X Bomb #1 cross can pump out up to 850 gr/m2 of massive, resinous rocks oozing with THC!

  • 8 to 9 Weeks of Finish with High Yields
  • Manageable Heights – 90 to 140 cm

To ensure top quality, maximum viability and your total satisfaction, Bomb Seeds hand selects each fat bean before they carefully nestle each one inside their protective packaging. You won’t be disappointed!

Fulfill All Your Bomb Seeds Needs at Gorilla Seeds – No One’s Cheaper!

Strain Review – Greenhouse Seeds Super Lemon Haze


If you’re looking for a new strain, you can’t go wrong with Super Lemon Haze by Greenhouse Seeds. She has won 7 major awards between 2008 and 2009 including several High Times Cannabis Cups, but that’s not all this 100% feminized seed has going for her.

Super Lemon Haze is a 70% Sativa with a full 19.33% THC (gotta love Greenhouse for those very specific stats) for plenty of potency and staying power. This strain starts off with instant mind-melt before it eases into a happy, grin-inspiring high and a pleasant body stone that’ll ease your pain, relieve your stress and leave you perfectly chill without locking you to the couch. Best of all, it last for hours!

  • Lemon Skunk X Super Silver Haze
  • Seven Cup Wins – A True Champion
  • Very Citrusy – Full of Limonine

The strong, long-lasting effects are what’ll keep you coming back for more, but the intense, citrusy flavour and aroma run a close second! And, it’s a good thing they taste great because you won’t ever come up short with Super Lemon Haze. Inside, she delivers up to 800 gr/m2 of big, sticky, aromatic buds after a 10-week finish, and those numbers go all the way up to 1200 gr/seed outside. She’s a real whopper!

On the medical front, Greenhouse Seeds says that Super Lemon Haze is great for pain reduction and appetite stimulation. According to Headspace Gas Chromatography, this seriously strong strain is also high in the following terpenes, among others: pinene, myrcene and, of course, limonene. Enjoy!

Buy Your Super Lemon Haze Seeds at Gorilla – You’ll Love Them!

Breeder Profile: DNA Genetics


Now headquartered in the heart of Amsterdam, DNA Genetics has roots that reach all the way to the American West Coast, and this crew still maintains a healthy presence back home so that they can always get their hands on the trendiest, most in-demand breeding stock. Maybe that’s why they have so many Cannabis Cup champions in their line-up?

We could talk all day about how much breeding expertise you can find at DNA Genetics, but let’s skip the BS this time & get down to business. Here’s some of our favourite DNA strains for your perusal:

Stacked Kush – Extract-Friendly!

This Sleestack X The OG #18 cross pairs towering donkey d’s made up of tightly stacked, rock-hard buds with one of the best resin profiles you’ll find anywhere thanks to a double Hash Cup winner in the family tree. Let’s just say if you’re into oils, dabs or any other kind of concentrate, this is one of the absolute best choices you can make.

  • Fast & Easy to Trim
  • 60% Sativa, 40% Indica

Kosher Tangie – A Double Cup-Champion Cross

With a family tree that includes two award-winning parents, you can bet you’ll find more than one keeper in each pack of 100% feminized Kosher Tangie seeds you get your greedy mitts on. Kosher Kush has won several Cups for her Indica-dominant chill while Tangie’s Sativa genetics have more than 10 shiny trophies to their credit. Combined, these two simply can’t be beat! This super hybrid pumps out up to 500 gr/m2 of acid-orange scented buds that ooze with power.

  • Smells & Tastes Like Orange-Drenched Kush
  • Tall with 9 to 10 Week Finishes

Rocklock – A Genuine Warlock Hybrid

This DNA Genetics classic is a proven blend of Warlock & Rockstar with an 80% Indica, 20% Sativa genetic profile, an 8-week finish and epic 600 gr/m2 yields inside. Rocklock is another extract-friendly strain, but that should come as no surprise. DNA seems to specialize in bringing the goo. This is also DNA’s easiest, most beginner-friendly breed. She’ll definitely make you look like a rockstar by delivering an abundance of massive, rock-hard buds completely saturated in aromatic resin no matter how many mistakes you make!

  • Heavy Stones – Very Medicinal
  • Great for SOG or SCROG

Do Yourself a Favour & Go With DNA Genetics for Your Next Seed Purchase!

Strain Review: Gorilla Glue

If you’ve been itching to get your hands on the world’s most highly sought-after, and most elusive, dab-friendly cannabis seed ever released for public consumption, Big G’s ready to scratch your back like it’s never been scratched before!

Gorilla Seeds is proud to be the first to bring you Gorilla Glue by the Feminised Seeds Company, one of our absolute favourite breeders. These impressive beans were propagated from authentic cuts from the real GG#4 and have the trichomes to prove it. Just look at that bud porn if you don’t believe us – she’s covered in so much frosty resin that she literally glows with an inner light so bright it makes White Widow look positively dark!

  • Bred from an Original GG#4 Cut
  • Extract-Friendly – Triple-Stacked Trichs!
  • High THC – Amazing Flavour & Smell

Feminised Seeds’ Gorilla Glue stays true to the original GG#4 (Sour Dubb X Chem’s Sister X Chocolate Diesel) in every single way. Not only is she completely coated in goo, she’s got that unique earthy/pungent flavour and aroma that no other strain can match. Gorilla Glue is most definitely American ingenuity at its best!

For your convenience, Gorilla Glue is available in packs of 1, 3, 5 & 10 feminized seeds, but they may not be around for long. This is expected to be one of the most in-demand strains Feminised Seds has ever produced – and that’s saying something!

Don’t Wait – Get Your Gorilla Glue Seeds Now Before They’re History!