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Canna Products for Your Junk!

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Cannabis has a long history of relieving pain, lifting the spirit, opening the mind and putting people in the mood. Now, in addition to smoking a little herb before you get your freak on, try one of these hot little numbers that get right to the point:

Cannadoms – Neon-Green Jimmies for Stoner Willies

Since everything else on this list is for the ladies, we’ll start off with this one, even though there’s no actual cannabis in these condoms. They’re definitely the right colour, and they have the right smell and the right taste, but that’s where things end. Cannadoms were originally sold in Amsterdam where the weed and the sex flow freely, but for a few yo-yos, you can order your own from their website. Pick up an entire box & start a new tradition next 4/20!

Foria Pleasure – Better Orgasms in a Spray Bottle

This magic elixir comes in a convenient spray bottle filled with coconut oil and pharmaceutical-grade cannabis oil. With a few spritzes, Foria Pleasure will get your motor running on contact for some lucky ladies, within 15 minutes for most and after about an hour for a few, but it won’t get you high. This is a very targeted product that’s good for one thing only.

Each spray contains about 2.5 mg of THC combined with other cannabinoids, and the typical dosage is about 5 sprays directly on, or inside, your lady bits. Reactions will vary, just like they do for all marijuana products, but most report feelings of warmth, relaxation and … wait for it … longer, more intense orgasms.

Foria Pleasure is not meant to be used as lube, it’s not safe for use with latex condoms and it’s only available in Colorado and California dispensaries. And in Cali, you must have a MMJ card to get it – a sign that this is the real deal! If you’re not in an area where you can pick up a bottle of Fiora Pleasure, you can always make your own homemade canna lube.

SexxPot – Bred by a Lady, for the Ladies

The breeding world is dominated by men. Men who, like men, try to push the THC as high as it will go, first to 20%, then to 24%, and now nearly all the way to 30%. But for women, sometimes less is more, especially when it comes to sex products.

Karyn Wagner made this discovery by accident when she smoked a low-THC Indica by Mr Nice with a very moderate 14% THC level. It relaxes the body and has a touch of euphoria, but not so much that it becomes the experience instead of enhancing the experience. With a few tweaks, she perfected her new strain and named it Sexxpot.

She now sells her SexxPot strain, the first one ever marketed specifically to women, through her Paradigm Medical Marijuana dispensary and several female-owned delivery services in the San Francisco Bay Area. Not local to you? Try Pineapple Express Auto by Barney’s Farm. The taste is sinful & this Indica only has 15% THC!

It’s no secret that 420-friendly girls are super hot, and maybe products like these are why! What do you have in your bedside stash?

Into Edibles? Check Out Nugs.Com!

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The Gorilla thinks edibles are the mutt’s. If you agree, check out Nugs.com where you can “Find the Kind”. This fairly new site was designed to help medical marijuana patients find a great local dispensary, but it’s also got lots of good information, like awesome cannabis recipes, for the rest of us.

Check this sh*t out if you want to know what The Gorilla’ll be cooking up one weekend soon:

Start Your Day Off Right with Chocolate-Canna Pancakes

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so we’d be remiss if we left it out. Plus, who doesn’t like a little wake-and-bake? Nugs.com recommends cooking these babies up by adding canna milk to the wet ingredients then topping them off with a healthy dollop of canna butter – and they even give you separate instructions on how to make each in addition to the pancake recipe. What a way to start the day!

Pig-Out at Lunchtime with Cheeba Wings – Way Better than Buffalo

If you’re not still comatose after those pancakes, the munchies might set in by lunchtime, but no worries. The Gorilla’s serving up some spicy Cheeba Wings. Once fried to a golden brown, these babies are spun in a mixture of hot sauce, spices & double strength canna butter. This one’s not rocket science, but who doesn’t like hot wings?

Comfort Food for Dinner – The Stoner’s Version of Grandma’s Meatloaf

This one would work with anyone’s meatloaf recipe because it’s got a cheat in it. All you need to do is saut√© your vegetables in cannabis oil to infuse them with THC before making up your meatloaf mixture. You could use the same technique with lots of other protein-based meal ideas from spaghetti & meatballs to Salisbury steak to pizza toppings. It’s still a great idea that we hadn’t thought of. Make this one your own & let us know how it worked out.

Satisfy the Midnight Munchies with Coco-Canna-Banana Cream Pie

Who doesn’t like pie? And this one’s right up The Gorilla’s alley. The mastermind behind this pot-friendly recipe decided to spice up the flaked coconut by browning it in more canna butter, but we’d personally try cannabis-infused coconut oil for an extra burst of flavour. But hey – this one’s got bananas in it, so it’s got to be good! Either way, it’ll definitely hit the spot when you need a little something, something right before you pass out for the night.

Like to toke or vape more than eat? No problem! Just check out their strain reviews to get as up close & personal as you can through a screen with something new. Don’t blame us if you can’t pull yourself away for hours!

Peace, love & good eats, The Gorilla!