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Choice of Christmas Gift Packs Free & the Win Barneys Farm Mimosa Evo

Gorilla Christmas Gift

 

Browsing for your own holiday gift? Of course you are! What else is there to do during lockdown but look at shiny pics of crystal-covered cannabis flowers while you wait for your freedom to be restored?

 

Since Big G is staying home too, he put some extra thought into this year’s Christmas special and he’s got a doozy for you. First, we’ll tell you what our big, hairy beast of a Santa is tacking onto every order, then we’ll tell you how you can win an amazing new strain with no purchase necessary.

 

Between now and Friday 18th December, every order you place will land you a Choice of 2 top Gifts Packs.

 

AutoFlowering Gift Pack

Feminized Gift Pack

If you’re cash strapped like so many during the pandemic, we don’t want you to feel left out. We have something for you, too! Read on to find out how you can win a brand-new seed for FREE – no purchase necessary.

 

WIN Barney’s Farm Mimoma Evo!

Just when you think 100% feminized seeds couldn’t possibly get any stronger, Barney’s Farm moves the bar once again. Their new Mimosa Evo is capable of reaching a brain-melting 30% THC in the right hands. When left to mere mortals, she still reaches deep and pulls out an incredible 24-26% THC. Yields are wicked good as well at 700 gr/m2 inside and 2000 gr/seed outside. How cool is that?

 

Mimosa Evo is a real beauty too! Mere words will not suffice, so just gaze adoringly to the left. The taste and smell are just as intense as the power with the syrupy sweetness of perfectly ripe oranges, tangerines, lemons & berries. Finally, let’s talk effect. It’s breathtakingly strong & long lasting, but not a couchlocker. Instead, you’ll float weightlessly in a fruit-scented cloud of dreamy euphoria and relaxed happiness without a trace of anxiety. What a way to spend the day!

 

Win your Mimosa Evo Seeds from Gorilla Seeds while you can!

 

How to Enter!

We are giving away  Barneys Farm Mimosa Evo – 3 seeds to each winner. Enter on any or all of the following platforms to increase your chances of winning! Winners to be announced on 23rd December 2020 or thereabouts! Please tell us why you like Barneys Farm Seeds so Much!

 

Facebook : Simply comment on THIS POST  and of course give it a like and a share. Please mention something about this cool strain!

 

OverGrow : Simply comment on THIS POST. Please mention something about this cool strain!

 

Rollitup : Simply comment on THIS POST. Please mention something about this cool strain!

 

Autoflower.net : Simply comment on THIS POST. Please mention something about this cool strain!

 

BLOG: To enter via the blog post; simply comment below.

 

Winners!

Thank you to everyone for taking part – we’ve had loads of comments – so totally awesome!! Lucky winners listed below:

Winners to claim prize please email andy[AT]gorilla-seeds.co.uk Please include the following

i)Proof of profile (usually a screen shot of profile)

ii)The prize you won.

Please contact me no later than the 02nd January.

 

Disclaimer: All free seeds (prize winnings) are mailed to the winner via Royal Mail. If lost in the mail, we will not be able to replace the prizes. Please contact your local postal service for help.

 

Disclaimer 2: Gorilla Seeds only sells or gives away collectible souvenirs and adult novelty items. It is illegal to germinate or cultivate seeds in the UK and most other countries. We do not encourage, condone or allow any illegal activities.

 

Happy Holidays,

 

BIG G

#GORILLASEEDS!

Any issues with your order? Just get in touch with us via our Support Centre and we’ll be happy to help.

 

Check Out Big G’s New Friends – And The Best Autos of 2020!

Big G has a new friend! That little bee stung him on his fuzzy bum then dragged him over to KillaBeez Seedbank for a full afternoon of toking and shooting the sh**. Warm feelings and lifelong friendships quickly ensued.

KillaBeez Seedbank is a new UK startup. They’re not much competition for Gorilla Seeds yet, but we see it coming. You know what we say? A little healthy competition never hurt anyone.

From what we understand, KillaBeez plans to keep things small, carefully curating each strain they add to their site. That doesn’t mean they won’t have any old classics; it just means they won’t put up a bunch of crap that no one wants to buy or even take for free.

If you’d like to get a feeling for their taste in seeds, check out their Top 10 Autoflowering Seeds of 2020 post. We agree with most of their picks, but we can think of one or two we like better. How about you?

They’re also copying Big G and giving away free seeds on their blog and social media pages. Before you know it, they’ll be on the forums too. We can’t be too mad about that. Imitation is the biggest form of flattery after all.

So, KillaBeez Seedbank is definitely one to watch, but we don’t think they’ll replace Gorilla Seeds as the UK’s most trusted source for cannabis seeds anytime soon. If they come close, we’ll definitely step up our game, and that will be a good thing for you, our customer!

Go give our new friends KillaBeez Seedbank some love – just remember to come back to Gorilla when you’re done!

The Black Friday Flash Sales has Started 30% OFF | Gorilla Seeds

Black Friday Gorilla SALE

Covid-19 got you doing your Black Friday shopping from the safety of a screen? You are not alone, my friend. Not alone at all. That’s why Big G is throwing a very special Black Friday Sale that’ll give you a new special to peruse each hour, on the hour, all the way to Cyber Monday.

 

Set your mobile to chirp at the top of every hour so you can see what’s on sale next. Big G’s keeping his picks top secret. We don’t even know what he’ll pick each time, but we’re pretty sure it’ll be totally lit. It could be a massive savings on Barney’s Farm, followed by huge drops in the prices for Fast Buds, or even the best deal on Granddaddy Purps you’ve ever seen. Your guess is as good as ours, folks. We’ll be watching right along with you.

 

Here’s what we do know. Every single strain featured in the Gorilla Seeds Black Friday Sale will be marked down by a whopping 30% OFF for the whole hour they’re on the chopping block – as long as stock lasts. If you see something you want, don’t hesitate. A few seconds could mean all the difference, and you may not see a similar deal again on top-rated cannabis seeds like these until the next holiday season.

More things you need to know: Stock is limited meaning we may run out before the hourly sale is over. We don’t reserve any seeds until we receive payment. Don’t get greedy – we reserve the right to limit quantities if anyone goes overboard. This is at our discretion.

 

Trick or Treat? Gorilla Seeds has you covered!

FROM NOW until Friday 30 Oct 2020 00:00, UK Time, receive 3 X Mong-u-Mental from Dr Krippling Seeds for FREE on each and every order. This special Halloween promo is only available while Stock Lasts!

 

Please note the Gorilla sends all gift seeds in official breeder packaging. These free seeds are the genuine article presented in Dr Krippling’s Official Sealed Gift Packaging

 

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans this weekend when you make an order

 

Simply make an order during promo time and the seeds will automatically appear in your basket completely free of charge! How’s that for a Halloween treat?

 

Win Dr Krippling Mong-u-Mental Seeds – 12 Prizes

Big G’s scary enough on his own so he skips shopping for a ghoulish Halloween get-up. Instead, he spent that extra time sorting out a special treat for his loyal fans. This year, he ganged  up on Dr Krippling to bring to you his most awesome Halloween promo yet. We know you guys absolutely love Dr Krippling because we get hundreds of emails every month from customers all over the globe requesting these tidy beans for their humble shenanigans.

 

The entire Dr Krippling crew is a little banged up, but they’ll fully recover in plenty of time for New Year’s. Before they shuffled off to hospital, they did hand over a fistful Dr K Fems that we’ll toss hand out as special Halloween treats.  Read more about these beans before you enter:

 

Mong-u-Mental – High-Yielding Couchlocker

Mong-U-Mental is near-narcotic strain with a certified couchlock that’s way too strong for many. With a 19.5% THC level, this feminized seed by Dr Krippling definitely has staying power. Plus, the yields are shockingly good – up to 850 gr/ms inside, 700 gr/seed outside & 1100 whopping grams each in a greenhouse. That’s a sh**-load!

 

 As always, Dr Krippling balances sheer power and reliable yields with tantalizing tastes and smells. The fragrance is a tempting combination of citrus, berries and diesel while the flavour is a multi-layered blend of sweet & sour fruits topped by spicy pepper with threads of soft musk underneath. Mong-u-Mental is a real looker too, topped by tightly coiled, spear-shaped colas gleaming with terpene-filled resin crystals!

 

How’s that for a colourful Halloween treat? It would most definitely round out our wish list for any holiday! And, Big G is giving them away for free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to Enter!

We are giving away 12 Prizes, 5 seeds of Mong-u-Mental to each winner so that’s a total of 60 Seeds to be won . Enter on any or all of the below platforms to increase your chances of winning!

 

Facebook: Please comment and like THIS POST (2 Prizes).

 

Instagram: Please comment on THIS POST (2 Prizes).

 

Overgrow.com: Please comment on THIS POST (2 Prizes).

 

Rollitup.com: Please comment on THIS POST (2 Prizes).

 

Autoflower.net: Please comment on THIS POST ( 2 Prizes).

 

Growroom420.com: Please comment on THIS POST  (2 Prizes).

 

Blog: To enter on the blog post, please comment below! ( 2 Prizes)

 

Good Luck all, winners will be announced on and around the 04th of Nov.

 

PEACE,

 

BIG G

 

#GORILLASEEDS

 

 

Winners

Congratulations to the winners listed below!

 

Facebook: Mīk Pugh & Garry Sergeant

 

Instagram: pk.parrot & thisbudsgrow

 

overgrow: SerialSquishy & BSotF420

 

RollitUp: TommyTutone & Doug Dawson

 

Autoflower.net: JSH1973 & FredGarvin

 

Growroom420: TTL & Son Goku XD

 

Blog: eu***[email protected]**il.com & david.mort*****@g***l.com

 

All winners please email andy[AT]gorilla-seeds.co.uk including your name and address and proof of the winning profile such as a screenshot of your profile page,!

 

Get 4 FREE Greenhouse Kalashnikova Seeds – Here’s How!

FROM NOW until Friday 02nd October 23:59, UK
Time, receive Free Greenhouse Seeds Kalashnikova 4 Seeds on all purchases! .

 

You don’t even need a coupon code; as soon as you add beans totaling over £34.99 ( Not including postage and packaging) Greenhouse Kalashnikova X 4 will automatically jump into your basket.
How cool is that?

 

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans as long as you place your order before the deadline. .

 

Win Greenhouse Seeds Kalashnikova

 

Kalashnikova Feminized
Check Out these rock hard Buds oozing with glorious THC!

Once again, Big G partners with Amsterdam’s Green House Seed Company to bring you some of the best freebies you’ll find anywhere – Kalashnikova feminized seeds. This pairing of genuine AK-47 (the famous one-hit wonder) with classic White Widow (the most resinous of them all!) brings you true tolerance-breaking power plus enough icy-white crystals to choke even the greediest oil consumer. Sticky icky this one be!

 

After a mere 8 weeks of bloom, Green House’s Kalashnikova can produce up to 750 gr/m2 of big, blocky, castle colas made up of plump, dense flowers literally bristling with swollen trichomes. Outside, these marijuana seeds are equally generous & fast with a September end date and yields equally nearly a kilo per.

 

Kalashnikova’s effects start off with face-numbing tingle that quickly extends all the way to your fingers and toes, with all but the most tolerant experiencing a heavy, long-lasting stone that can go all the way to couchlock for those who don’t know their limit. A happy, crystal-clear head high sits on top of the more extreme chill to lighten the mood.

 

For those who are new to Green House Seeds, this breeder has been in business for decades and has went further than anyone to preserve rare landrace genetics. They are the home of both the Strain Hunters documentary series and the Strain Hunters line of fine genetics. You simply can’t go wrong with this brand, especially when they’re part of The Gorilla’s free cannabis seeds!

 

How to Enter

 

We are giving away 16 prizes of Greenhouse Seeds Kalashnikova 3 seeds, enter on any or all of the platforms below to enter, comment on more than one platform to increase your chances of winning.

 

Facebook: Please comment and like THIS POST  (Winners Paul Horner & Wes Young)

 

Instagram: Please comment on THIS POST  ( Winners : snaylor03 & cee.tee.213)

 

Overgrow.com: Please comment on THIS POST ( Winners : JBow918 & ChronicMcBudz )

 

Rollitup.com: Please comment on THIS POST ( Winners : mmjmon & spliffendz)

 

Autoflower.net: Please comment on THIS POST ( Winners : Ben Curley & St. Tom)

 

Growroom420.com: Please comment on THIS POST  ( Winners : The Shanchez & Joshuaarr420 )

 

420Magazine.com: Please comment on THIS POST ( Winners : EhCndGrower & The Phantom)

 

The GreenHouse NL[Private FB Group!]: Please comment on THIS POST( Winners TBA Soon)

 

Blog: To enter on the blog post, please comment below! ( Winners Marty Coles & Black Sheep )

 
 

Winners

 

Winners are listed above next to each platform. To claim your prize please follow the following instructions before 12th Oct 2020.

 

Email andy[AT]gorilla-seeds.co.uk with the following details.

  1. Proof you are the winner e.g. A screenshot of your profile.

  2. Your Address.

 

Thank you to Greenhouse Seeds and everyone for taking part and making this promo possible.

 

Peace

The Big G

#Gorillaseeds

Free seeds with all purchases of Barneys Farm during September

 

 

 

 

 

FROM NOW until 30th Sep 23:59, UK Time, receive Free Barneys Farm Seeds on all purchases from Barneys Farm Seeds .

  • Receive 1 Free Seed with all 3 Seed Packs
  • Receive 2 Free Seeds with all 5 Seed Packs
  • Receive 3 Free Seeds with all 10 Seed Packs

You don’t even need a coupon code; as soon as you add Barneys Farm seeds  these breathtaking strains will automatically jump into your basket. How great is that?

Free Seeds will be randomly selected. This awesome promo is only available while Stock Lasts!

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans as long as you place your order before the deadline. .

 

Receive 5 Blue Treacle Auto or Gorilla Glue | Feminised Seeds Co

 

 

 

 

 

FROM NOW until Friday 28th Aug 23:59, UK Time, receive 5 X Blue Treacle Auto OR Gorilla Glue Seeds for FREE when you spend over £44.99* on seeds. You don’t even need a coupon code; as soon as your total hits the minimum purchase price,  these breathtaking strains will automatically jump into your basket. How great is that?

FREE Blue Treacle Auto

FREE Gorilla Glue Fem 

This awesome promo is only available while Stock Lasts!

 

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans as long as you place your order before the deadline. .

 

*Please note that £44.99 is not inclusive of VAT, Postage or Stealth Fees.

 

Win Barneys Farm Runtz Muffin Seeds

Check out this new Thing from Barneys Farm Seeds! What are these all about? Find out everything you need to know using the link below, or best still, win a pack on this mega awesome giveaway!

 

Read all about BARNEYS FARM RUNTZ MUFFIN

 

FROM NOW until Aug 19th 2020 00:00 UK Time, comment below, or on any of the platforms listed, for your chance at winning one of these awesome prizes. This special Runtz Muffin promo is only available at Gorilla Seeds!

How to Enter!

We are giving away 10 prizes of  Barneys Farm Seeds Runtz Muffin  so that’s a total of 50 Seeds to be won . Enter on any or all sites to increase your chances of winning!

 

Facebook: Simply comment on THIS POST and of course give it a like and a share ( 2 prizes)

 

RollItUp: Simply comment on THIS POST( 2 prizes)

 

OverGrow: Simply comment on THIS POST.( 2 prizes)

 

BLOG: To enter via the blog post; simply comment below.( 2 prizes)

 

Congratulations Winners listed below

Thank you to everyone for taking part

Facebook:

Rother Vandros

Mitch Smith

Rollitup:

Zephyrs

Nizza

Overgrow:

Joboo

Swe-can

How to claim your prize.

1.email me directly with your address on [email protected]

2.email me proof that you are the winner i.e a screen shot of your profile page.

Peace

 

BIG G

#GORILLASEEDS

 

Get 2 X HeavyWeight Promo Seeds when you spend over £29.99!

Big G is stark raving mad about HeavyWeight Seeds! Why you ask? Because nothing but the one-two punch of power that comes with a true HeavyWeight champion can satisfy the big hairy one’s insatiable desire for immense potency. The taste? The yield? The unstoppable genetic quality? Icing on the cake, baby! Checkout his latest giveaway!

 

FROM NOW until Aug 1st 2020 00:00, UK Time, you’ll receive 2 X HeavyWeight Promo Seeds when you Spend Over £29.99 GBP. This special HeavyWeight promo is only available at Gorilla Seeds!

 

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans this weekend when you make an order

 

Simply make an order during promo time spending over 29.99GBP ( Not including Postage  OR VAT) and the Heavyweight promo seeds gift will automatically appear in your basket completely free of charge!

BIG G

#GORILLASEEDS

 

Get Chiesel Automatic 10 pack FREE on all purchases from Big Buddha

Big G loves Buddhas! So Big Buddha SeedBank holds a special place in his big, fuzzy heart. To celebrate, he racked his brain, practically burned down the neighborhood, then came up with one of the most peaceful giveaways in Gorilla Seeds history.

 

FROM NOW until July 31st 2020 00:00, UK Time, you’ll receive 10 X Big Buddha Chiesel Automatic Seeds for FREE when you purchase Any Big Buddha Strains. This special Big Buddha promo is only available at Gorilla Seeds!

 

All existing free seed deals still apply – this means you can grab loads of beans this weekend when you make an order

 

Simply make an order during promo time for any pack of Big Buddha Seeds* and the 10 seeds gift will automatically appear in your basket completely free of charge! How’s that for an explosive surprise?

Win 100 Big Buddha Chiesel Automatic Seeds

Big G wasn’t content with only gifting a set of Buddha SeedBank Chiesel to his paying customers. He’s also giving away 80 BOMB Seeds for free with absolutely no purchase necessary.  To find out how to win continue to read all the way to the end of this post.

 

Checkout some of Big Buddha’s Best Selling Strains, we’ve listed them just below:

 

BIG BUDDHA BLUE CHEESE

Painted a shocking blue, Blue Cheese startles the eye while it tempts the palate! For an explosive burst of fruity flavour, get your own supply of Blue Cheese!

 

The demand for Blue Cheese Feminized continues to expand every year. If you’ve never had the opportunity to give this potent hybrid a try, you’ve been missing out. To match her colour, the flavour is a strong, fruity blueberry. The fragrance, on the other hand, is sweet and tart like ripe berries with a musky, cheese quality.

 

The effects have been described as euphoric and functional while the exciting mix of Sativa and Indica qualities keeps everyone coming back for more!

 

 

Big Buddha Cheesus 

Cheesus Feminized is considered the son of God, God Bud that is! You’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven when this divine new strain ushers you into the cult of cannabis!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our ladies are a hard-working lot! They pump out trichome after holy trichome of THC goodness. As the flavour envelopes your senses, the lavender, berry, pine and cheese shower you with a euphoric, uplifting effect that brightens your mood and your soul. It’s been said that sharing Cheesus with your friends leads to good karma!

 

The totally free prize packs are composed of this seed. Read on to find out to enter.

 

 

BUDDHA HAZE AUTO

Big Buddha does Automatics right with Buddha Haze Auto. This 90% Sativa was once known as Super Sativa Automatic – the name might have changed, but this strain is still as fabulous as she ever was with freaky-fast finishes, plenty of punch & a euphoric head high that simply won’t be denied. You’ll love this weed seed!

 

 

 

Buddha Haze Automatic is a robust Big Buddha Automatic X Super Silver Haze cross with 90% Sativa genetics. The speed is what sells these babies, but everything else about these 100% feminized seeds is top shelf as well from the long-lasting head high to the tempting aroma to the delicious flavour that’ll instantly remind you of those Cup-winning Hazes of old.

 

She’ll blow you away!

 

How to Enter!

We are giving away 10 prizes of  Big Buddha Chiesel Automatic10 Seeds  so that’s a total of 100 Seeds to be won . Enter on any or all to increase your chances of winning!

 

Facebook: Simply comment on THIS POST and of course give it a like and a share ( 2 prizes)

 

RollItUp: Simply comment on THIS POST( 2 prizes)

 

OverGrow: Simply comment on THIS POST.( 2 prizes)

 

BLOG: To enter via the blog post; simply comment below.( 2 prizes)

 

Good Luck all, winners will be announced on and around the 04th of Aug.

 

 

BIG G

 

#GORILLASEEDS