We Dare You To Enter Our Screaming Gorilla Halloween Competition
Trick or treat?
No Tricks – We always have a treat for you at Gorilla Seedbank, and as it’s Halloween, why should it be any different?
WHAT THE HELL’S IT ALL ABOUT?
Halloween, All Hallows Eve, Samhain or All Hallow Tide. Whatever you call it or wherever you live, it means the same thing these days – and that’s free shit!
WHAT’S THE TRICK TO THE TREAT?
Dressing up, telling spooky stories, bobbing for apples and pumpkins is NOT what we’re asking of you.
To win this spooktacular set of ghostly goodies, all you have to do is: Post a picture of the scariest looking strain with a link from The Gorilla’s creepy website. That’s it!
WHAT’S THE TREAT?
We have 5 blood curdling treats brewing in our cauldron.
- 15 Feminised Seeds The Widow: Beware, these poisonous bitches have a deathly bite!
- 10 Seeds – Winner’s Choice @ Gorilla: Your fate? Spend eternity picking seeds from our website.
- 1 Six Shooter Pipe : Load all 6 & your guaranteed to spend the rest of the night in a hellish coffin.
- 1 Glow in the Dark Grinder with Insect in Top : If you’re brave enough to grind in the dark …
- 2 Skull Printed Odour Proof Bags: Ohhhhh! They have skulls!
HOW DO I ENTER THIS SHOCKING COMPETITION?
Grab your torch, place it under your chin,(click this link) and either comment below, tip toe to your favourite cannabis forum or monster over to our haunted Facebook page and get your knee knocking entry posted. We’ll add all your names in our book of the dead, cast a bloody spell and get a witch to …
OK, too far – We will chose a winner from each sponsored forum and our Facebook page!
Still Here – Too Scared? Get Rattling That Keyboard And Enter Our Terrorific Contest!
Winners will be chosen and notified when I decide to come out from under my bed on Monday the 3rd October – should be safe by then.
THE EVEN SCARIER STUFF
BOO! Germinating these evil cannabis seeds is against the law. You will be hung, drawn and quartered for even thinking about getting them wet – so don’t even dare!
Demonic posties and psychopathic customs officials will try to thwart our evil plans, so we always send our devil seeds recorded. You will need to sign your life away to get these monster beans. If the dark powers steal these gruesome goodies, you need to exact your own revenge, we can’t re send creepy competition gore. Woooohhhahahahaha!
PLEASE NOTE: The Gorilla Facebook guy will be taking a break from the 4th – 8th Nov, by the time the winners pick seeds from our site and send postage details, it will be the 10th or 11th Nov before they get posted – please bear this in mind!